Skip to Content

Gareth53.co.uk - the online home of Gareth Senior

The Best Noughties Album Ever

11:53a.m., Wed 23 Dec 2009

There's this weird phenom of collective memory whereby whole decades of music is, over time, condensed down into an ever decreasing pool of representative tunes.

If you wander down your local record shop and have a browse through the "best of the sixties" compilations for example, they all contain roughly the same tracks. If you sit down and try and name the iconic tunes of the sixties, you'll probably name a similar list to anybody else. The Beatles, The Troggs, Hendrix, The Stones, The Supremes, Elvis, The Byrds... The same can be said for the 70s, 80s and 90s. Sometimes tunes transcend their actual success at the time and becoe more important beacons of their time than those records that out performed them at the time. Would anyone include "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" in their list of iconic 80s songs?

Anyway.... I thought I'd have a go at compiling a "Super Hits Of The Noughties" album that might be released ten years from now.

My brief is this:

It's a double CD

Yes, yes, yes...this doesn't make sense since nobody will be buying CDs ten years from now. It's more a case of limiting the number of tracks and to offer a comparison with the compilations that we're used to

It's meant to embody the decade

This means that the acts I've chosen are quintissentially noughties acts. There's been some acts that have been prominent and important in the last ten years without being quintissentially noughtie. U2, Radiohead & R.E.M. - all big acts, but established in the 80s/90s. And they're still pedalling the same old stuff. Some acts may have re-invented themselves to such a degree and had such a cultural impact that they demand inclusion however.

The measure is 'cultural significance'

Yes, this is about pop music. But some pop music is so damned disposable that it barely impacts on the wider cultural landscape. I've not included Gareth Gates, David Sneddon or any of that Pop Idol, Pop Stars, X Factor, Fame Academy rubbish because, although it has made a huge impact, it's arguably not the music or the records that made the impact in the end. Also, that stuf is largely covers anyways...

I did initially obsess over my tracklisting in attempt to mkae my album a cohesive listen in the same way that the "Now That's What I Call Music" albums do. But, in the end, it's a more intersting list when presented chronologically.

It might seem like a front-heavy list - there's only one track from 2009 for example, but it might be that the early year have benefited from time and it might be that the acts and artists that have made an impact this year have yet to make their biggest impact. The acts that feature in the early years were established acts at the time, but these hits embody those years for me.

I've had to include some tracks as a nod to wider phenoms. Nelly Furtado fr'instance is a nod to the slew of female singer-songwriters that clogged up the charts in the wake of Norah Jones. And Sugababes' "Freak Like Me" is a nod to the bootleg movement of 2001/02.

DateArtistTrack
2000/07 Eminem The Real Slim Shady
2000/08 Robbie Williams Rock DJ
2000/08 Spiller Groovejet
2000/09 Madonna Music
2000/12 Destiny's Child Independent Women Part 1
2001/01 Feeder Buck Rogers
2001/04 Missy Elliot Get Ur Freak On
2001/09 Kylie Minogue Can't Get You Out Of My Head
2001/03 Gorillaz Clint Eastwood
2001/03 Nelly Furtado I'm Like A Bird
2001/12 Basement Jaxx Where's Your Head At?
2002/02 The Hives Hate To Say I Told You So
2002/05 Sugababes Freak Like Me
2002/10 The Strokes Last Nite
2002/11 Queens Of The Stone Age No One Knows
2003/01 Electric Six Danger! High Voltage
2003/02 Justin Timblerlake Cry Me A River
2003/03 50 Cent In Da Club
2003/07 Beyonce Crazy In Love
2003/08 Dizzee Rascal Fix Up Look Sharp
2003/11 OutKast Hey Ya!
2003/11 Johnny Cash Hurt
2003/11 Damien Rice Cannonball
2003/11 The White Stripes Seven Nation Army
2003/11 Busted Crashed The Wedding
2004/01 Kelis Milkshake
2004/01 Franz Ferdinand Take Me Out
2004/03 The Killers Somebody Told Me
2004/04 Scissor Sisters Take Your Mama
2004/05 Keane Everybody's Changing
2004/07 The Streets Dry Your Eyes
2004/08 The Libertines Can't Stand Me Now
2003/10 The Darkness I Believe In A Thing Called Love
2004/11 Kaiser Chiefs I Predict A Riot
2004/12 Jay-Z 99 Problems
2005/02 Razorlight Somewhere Else
2005/09 Coldplay Fix You
2005/10 Arctic Monkeys I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor
2005/10 Hard-Fi Living For The Weekend
2005/11 Madonna Hung Up
2006/04 Gnarls Barkley Crazy
2006/07 The Zutons Valerie
2006/07 Lily Allen Smile
2006/07 Snow Patrol Chasing Cars
2006/12 Muse Knights Of Cydonia
2006/10 Amy Winehouse Rehab
2007/08 Rihanna Umbrella
2007/09 Feist 1234
2008/04 MGMT Time To Pretend
2008/08 Katy Perry I Kissed A Girl
2008/09 Kings Of Leon Sex On Fire
2009/01 Lady GaGa Poker Face

Latest Posts

Blog Categories