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Huddersfield Town FC - Sexy Football?

12:12p.m., Sat 7 Aug 2010

The new season is upon us, hooray! The World Cup was good (especially if you weren't consumed with jingoism or blind hope) but nothing beats the blood and thunder of League One football where a two goal lead means nothing and "shut up shop" is an option only for the pie stall.

During the close season, it appears Huddersfield Town have been "sexed up" by some bright spark in the marketing department. I present my evidence:

Terry The Terrier (before):

Just an old, saggy cloth dog. Baggy, and a bit loose at the seams.

Terry The Terrier (pre sexy times)

 

Terry The Terrier (after):

Behold! A big, gay Thundercat.

Terry The Terrier (post sexification)

 

Presenting a cheque (before):

Presenting a cheque (the proper way)

 

Presenting a cheque (after):

Sexy cheques

This is a disturbing turn of events.

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