Comedy Skit: Where Men Go To Meet Women
A sketch I thought of. It became less funny written down.
A bar. The type of bar where men go to met women and women go to meet men.
We focus on two men.
STEVE is sitting in a relaxed pose, he is comfortable with his surroundings and himself. He is drinking a cocktail.
GEOFF is sitting upright, nervous & uncomfortable with his surroundings. He is holding a pint of lager.
You know the secret of getting exactly what you want from a woman?
Er, no... no I don’t.
STEVE leans forward and beckons GEOFF into a conspiratorial huddle
NLP – Neuro Linguistic Programming... It’s kinda like hypnotism.
STEVE checks over both shoulders
You speak with great confidence and you casually use the word “blow”. A lot.
Sure. Works like a charm. Try it...
STEVE spins GEOFF’S barstool so that he is facing a woman sat on a neighbouring stool The WOMAN is dressed to the nines in an effort to look sexy.
Hasn’t the weather been awfully windy lately? ... Quite... “blowy”.
Sorry. Hi. I'm Geoff, er, Blow.... Jones. Geoff Blowjones.
I’m a bomb disposal expert. Getting BLOWN up is an occupational hazard for me. Could get BLOWN up any day. Not that I’m BLOW-sting about my job. I don’t think about the danger.
Thats, er... fascinating.
GEOFF (changing tack):
Do you like blow football? I play in a league!
What are you talking about?
So, you don’t like blow football. No problem. Do you like films? My favourite film has to be.... Hmmm... BLOWback Mountain.
I love James Bond movies too. I think my favourite Bond villain has to be BLOWfeld. What with all the ... Pussy stroking.
GEOFF finishes his drink
I might get myself another drink. Not lager though. I’m feeling a little BLOWted.
Listen love, stop ranting. I’ll need paying in cash and upfront.
It’s twenty-five for a blowy. Sixty for the full monty, alright?
GEOFF spins his stool to face STEVE
GEOFF (incredulous, excited):
Bloody hell Steve! It works!
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